Tuesday, November 22, 2011

The Great Debate Number One! The Batmobile Vs. The Mach 5

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"A long time ago when I was a little kid" there were two cars that every one dreamed of having and driving.

The Batmobile sleak black and dangerous and The Mach 5 white sleak and dangerous to drive against.

Each week The Great debate will bit characters, vehicles, sidekicks and more against each other. We also want your in put. And we want you to follow us so pretty soon look out for contests just for followers of us here and on tumblr.

So the opening debate ...pits The Mach 5 Vs. The Batmobile.

Stats
Drivers-Bat Man Vs. Speed Racer. Speed Racer is the least coolest man in his family. Pops Racer, Racer X and even Spridle are cooler then Speed. Speed is a cooler name than Bat Man. But Speed? The white pants, blue too tight shirt and the scarf? NOPE. While Batman could kill half the DC universe with the contents of his utility belt. Give Batman an hour and he could probably kill Darkseid, he would have long ago but have you seen Apokolips lately? ADVANTAGE BAT MAN!

Extras-Okay The Batmobile has the parachute and the cool fire coming out the back. The Mach 5 comes with super hydraulic lifts that make the car jump as a standard option. With Pops Racer under the hood, The Mach 5 adds more options every day. In short The Mach Five does more before lunch than the Batmobile does all day. ADVANTAGE MACH 5!

The Competition-The Batmobile's biggest competitors are The Jokermobile and The Spidermobile at Marvel or as I call them "lame and lamer." Every day we watched The Mach 5 our run The Gang Of Assassins and (my favorite) The Mammoth Car! ADVANTAGE MACH 5

Which Would I Drive Now?-As a kid no question The Mach 5 and I'd jump everywhere. Today the tough of pushing a car where you push the wrong button and someone else could crash just makes me wonder what the insurance would be on The Mach 5. "If you have a name your own price company? you could be paying for that yourself." However Driving a car where I can inspire fear in the hearts of cowards can definitely be some kind of male member metaphor thing. AVANTAGE BATMOBILE!

Best Looking Car! With either ride you should be able to pimp in any parking lot. 
ADVANTAGE TOO CLOSE TO CALL!

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Raymond Tyler

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